Chevrolet Camaro SS 2013.
Dark Lord Of Pin-Up Mobile 2.
Code name: DARK MATTER.
Affiliation : DECEPTICONS.
How bad : EVIL DECEPTICONS.
I always wanted an SS since I was a child.
This is my second Camaro that I own in less than a 3 year period. My first Camaro was an RS.
I'm driving this car since April but I never had the time to post some photos on DA, so busy. Anyway.
It was never my intention to switch cars this year but my sneaky Chevy dealer called me and offer me big bucks for my RS. Apparently the Camaro RS is very rare and on high demand. He said, look, we are gonna give you a new car, any new car, a couple of thousands for free and we are not even check your credit ...for your RS.
So I took advantage of it and got the SS, with a lot of custom features. Like the limited edition grill and the 'Blade' Spoiler among some others. The 'Blade' spoiler adds 17 pounds of down force that you can feel and appreciate in curves or quick accelerating periods, which translate in gas savings. Plus all the high tech of a new car, rear camera, computer, Brembo breaks and race car suspension. For free.
But I have to confess that I had a guilty feeling. My RS was a very nice and gentle car, reliable and fun to drive. Like Bumblebee. So it broke my heart to basically sell it like that.
But when I saw this new car, the SS, I knew he was a bad mother fucker. When I turn on the car the sound of the gasoline burning and exploding was very intimidating to be honest. I drove this SS out of the dealer lot. Just punting your foot on the gas would made 45mph, in less than 0.0000001 seconds. YEah, there's a world of difference between 6 and 8 cylinders.
My RS was a cool guy like a said. This new SS is a bully. He would fuck you up. He wants the whole road for itself. He is no good. He is a Decepticon. And I fucking love it.
Finally I got a Camaro SS. 8 Cylinders. The sound of the engine is so obscene.
The Delta design of the car says nothing but evilness. Like a black Shark.
With 456 HP you can do a lot of crazy things. Like putting two models, your whole Comic Con booth and a couple of heavy Sketchbook boxes inside. I put so much weight in this mother fucker that would made his designers and any SUV designers proud. And he was like..whatever dude, I can still make 45mph in less that you can say "vagina".I hate the new Camaro 2014
. They totally destroyed the mean smile of the car. You know, cars have faces like us, personalities. And cut the 4 tail lights and replaced with two "toyota" style tail lights. Plus the interior suffer some lost too. They say in order to make the car lighter. But that's BS. It looks cheap, like an euro car.
Not gonna trade this car for a 2014, no way. Gonna keep it. For the rest of my life.
The Last Bad Mother Fucker Camaro SS.
This 'new' golden era of the American Muscle Car is heading for an end. The Mustang is already shorter than the Camaro or the Dodge Challenger. Cars are getting smaller, with electric engines and less HP.
So I'm gonna keep this Bad Boy. With the years is gonna be a classic, The Top Dog.
I love his arrogant smile.
His name is Dark Matter.
My mother always said to me: "If you really want something, you will find the way to get it".
I always wanted a Batmobile.
You will never believe the story of how I got the RS, in the first place. But that's irrelevant now. I guess.
Only in America.
Photography: Armando Huerta.
Location: Huntington Beach, CA.
Artwork is Copyright © 2013 Armando Huerta.
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