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Chevrolet Camaro SS 2013.

Dark Lord Of Pin-Up Mobile 2.

Code name: DARK MATTER.

Affiliation : DECEPTICONS.


I always wanted an SS since I was a child.

This is my second Camaro that I own in less than a 3 year period. My first Camaro was an RS.
I'm driving this car since April but I never had the time to post some photos on DA, so busy. Anyway.

It was never my intention to switch cars this year but my sneaky Chevy dealer called me and offer me big bucks for my RS. Apparently the Camaro RS is very rare and on high demand. He said,  look, we are gonna give you a new car, any new car, a couple of thousands for free and we are not even check your credit ...for your RS.

So I took advantage of it and got the SS, with a lot of custom features. Like the limited edition grill and the 'Blade' Spoiler among some others. The 'Blade' spoiler adds 17 pounds of down force that you can feel and appreciate in curves or quick accelerating periods, which translate in gas savings. Plus all the high tech of a  new car, rear camera, computer, Brembo breaks and race car suspension. For free.

But I have to confess that I had a guilty feeling. My RS was a very nice and gentle car, reliable and fun to drive. Like Bumblebee. So it broke my heart to basically sell it like that.

But when I saw this new car, the SS, I knew he was a bad mother fucker. When I turn on the car the sound of the gasoline burning and exploding was very intimidating to be honest. I drove this SS out of the dealer lot. Just punting your foot on the gas would made 45mph, in less than 0.0000001 seconds. YEah, there's a world of difference between 6 and 8 cylinders.

My RS was a cool guy like a said. This new SS is a bully. He would fuck you up. He wants the whole road for itself.  He is no good. He is a Decepticon. And I fucking love it.

Finally I got a Camaro SS. 8 Cylinders. The sound of the engine is so obscene.  

The Delta design of the car says nothing but evilness. Like a black Shark.

With 456  HP you can do a lot of crazy things. Like putting two models, your whole Comic Con booth and a couple of heavy Sketchbook boxes inside. I put so much weight in this mother fucker that would made his designers and any SUV designers proud. And he was like..whatever dude, I can still make 45mph in less that you can say "vagina".

I hate the new Camaro 2014. They totally destroyed the mean smile of the car. You know, cars have faces like us, personalities. And cut the 4 tail lights and replaced with two "toyota" style tail lights. Plus the interior suffer some lost too. They say in order to make the car lighter. But that's BS. It looks cheap, like an euro car.

Not gonna trade this car for a 2014, no way. Gonna keep it. For the rest of my life.

The Last Bad Mother Fucker Camaro SS.

This 'new' golden era of the American Muscle Car is heading for an end. The Mustang is already shorter than the Camaro or the Dodge Challenger. Cars are getting smaller, with electric engines and less HP.

So I'm gonna keep this Bad Boy. With the years is gonna be a classic, The Top Dog.

I love his arrogant smile.

His name is Dark Matter.
Evil Decepticon.

My mother always said to me: "If you really want something, you will find the way to get it".

I always wanted a Batmobile.

You will never believe the story of how I got the RS, in the first place. But that's irrelevant now. I guess.

Only in America.

Photography: Armando Huerta.
Location: Huntington Beach, CA.

Artwork is Copyright 2013 Armando Huerta.
Feel free to share.

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warman546 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The Definition of Sleek
MclovinSpank Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Please for the love of petrol heads everywhere, DO NOT put some nasty 22" chrome wheels that diminish this car's sport appeal!
In any case, good to see you got yourself a V8. Is it an LS3 or the L99?
Armando-Huerta Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks. Actually I was thinking on changing the wheels for some chrome Chinese version of the ZL1, but the dealer do not recommend that because it may void the warranty if I have an accident! . So I came down to my senses, so I'm not gonna do it because I want to keep it everything original so it keeps the value :). However I like the look of  the 22"  but It's impossible to drive in CA with that size without scratching the wheels :lol:. Mine is LS3.
MclovinSpank Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
Also, what is your opinion on the new C7 Corvette Stingray? Cool or Uncool?
tman300 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
Great set of wheels man. :) I was looking into picking up the 2013 ZL1, but I think I'll get the new Z28 if I like it. I am ambivalent about the 2014 front facia as I really like the 2013 looks, but the 2014 Z28 looks passable for now ;). Used to own a "cherry" black 69 Z28 with a beefed up suspension back in the day (small block 350ci 360+hp - I put the + into the engine). Loads of fun to drive and handled decently for a period piece. :)
Armando-Huerta Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
The Z28 is awesome and a classic. But I just don't like the changes in the front and rear.
However you should check the Jay Leno video of the Z28 on YouTube. Is pretty bad ass :)
AleXXX2026 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
i wish i was born very rich so i dont have to work for a car like this 
i think everyone wishes that xD    
ps  this color doesent fit the car
ThirdDegre Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Professional Artist
Nonsense, black is PERFECT for this sweet ride! Only attention whores need bright and sparkly colors XD. Lastly, it's doesn't, not "doesent"..... You realize all you have to do is left click the word and it will give you the correct spelling of said word. People on here amaze me sometimes haha.
AleXXX2026 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
a) i am not a native english speaker  b) me and 80% of guys like are to lazy or dont have that feature c) you are an attention whore since you only  commented to  to disagree with what i have to say and corect my english 
... you could have just posted a coment saying that the color suits the car good 
ThirdDegre Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Professional Artist
You waited way to long to post a reply to my comment. Therefore its meaningless! Still, nice try though. Better luck Next time...
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